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Gilette: the best a man can get

Does anybody notice the beautiful irony? Everyone seems to think it is weird that Gilette, one of Tiger Woods’ biggest sponsers is standing by him despite all the cheating. When other sponsers like Gatorade dropped him so fast it musta hurt.

But at the end of the day. Gilette: the best a man can get. And the best he could only get was 7 women and 2 porn stars.

This page previously appeared on morganbye.net[^1][^2]

[^1:] http://morganbye.net/2009/12/gilette-the-best-a-man-can-get) [^2:] http://morganbye.net/uncategorized/2009/12/gilette-the-best-a-man-can-get

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